You know cotton, that stuff that's the fabric of our lives (allegedly)? Well how would you like to get your hands on a T-shirt made from 100% of it?! Here's your chance to blanket yourself in something other than that old, dingy childhood "woobie" of yours. And they're just $18.95 each, which is way less than what those criminals at Abercrombie & F.U. are charging these days. So c'mon Cycle Sport fanboys! Crack open that ridiculous ceramic piggy bank of yours, drag that sack-o-pennies over to the shop and toss your hard-earned allowance on the counter. Just do it gently, 'cause by my calculations 1,895 pennies at 3 grams a piece comes out to about 12.5 pounds. Nobody likes cleaning up broken glass, now do they?
As an added bonus, the shirts come with a built-in discount program for all you big spenders. Whenever you wear the shirt into the shop you get 10% off all in-stock parts and accessories on that day. Oh, and for all you scammers, you gotta buy it first, clowns. It doesn't count if you just try one on as you make your final selections and bring 'em to the register.
The shirts come in Black, Red, Brown and Green. Available sizes are S, M, L and XL. So do your part to keep this economy afloat and get one, son!
As an added bonus, the shirts come with a built-in discount program for all you big spenders. Whenever you wear the shirt into the shop you get 10% off all in-stock parts and accessories on that day. Oh, and for all you scammers, you gotta buy it first, clowns. It doesn't count if you just try one on as you make your final selections and bring 'em to the register.
The shirts come in Black, Red, Brown and Green. Available sizes are S, M, L and XL. So do your part to keep this economy afloat and get one, son!
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