Juan "Valdez" Graziosi, of Colombian coffee cartel notoriety (I think he might even do some kind of work for Gamut USA, too), kick-started the pack mule to deliver the goods for us here at Cycle Sport. We're rollin' on fresh dubs in the way of some custom Cycle Sport bash guards for our Gamut P30 chain guides. Oh, and for your P30 chain guides, too. We've got 'em in stock as I type this out, so if you happen to break into the shop right now, right this very moment, they should be there somewhere. But keep in mind, you'll also be arrested. For a mere $59.99, we recommend stopping by during normal business hours so we can style you out like the mature adults we all are. You DO want to be mature, don't you? Yeah, me too.
Just a head's up, I know Valentine's Day is coming up soon, but don't go calling up Gamut trying to get you and your latest girl-type-friend's (or man-type-friend's) name slapped all over one of these, all sappy and custom-like. Thing is, we know people. And those people know some other people. And those other people do things for us, because we're a pretty big deal in the parts. I mean a BIG deal. I'm not sayin' you're not a big deal, I'm just sayin' we're probably bigger.
I'm trying really hard not to say this, 'cause I've said it before. I really am. But I just can't help myself. I can't...help...it. These are...(oh no)...the...new...(make it stop)...HOTNESS!!!
Seriously. I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Just a head's up, I know Valentine's Day is coming up soon, but don't go calling up Gamut trying to get you and your latest girl-type-friend's (or man-type-friend's) name slapped all over one of these, all sappy and custom-like. Thing is, we know people. And those people know some other people. And those other people do things for us, because we're a pretty big deal in the parts. I mean a BIG deal. I'm not sayin' you're not a big deal, I'm just sayin' we're probably bigger.
I'm trying really hard not to say this, 'cause I've said it before. I really am. But I just can't help myself. I can't...help...it. These are...(oh no)...the...new...(make it stop)...HOTNESS!!!
Seriously. I'm so sorry you had to see that.
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