It's all about the Benjamins...

There's a (not entirely) top secret trail in Santa Cruz whose name shall remain undisclosed. But here's a hint: Its name is a synonym for something that contains milk. Settle down boys, I'm talking about the containers you can buy at the store. Now grow up.

This little bit of news is more of a "just FYI", but during an evening of drunken debauchery in Whistler, Cycle Sport owner, Andrew Cavaletto, was engaged in a heated battle of sh*t-talking with his girlfriend, Katie Holden, Curtis "Team Keene" and Amado Stachenfeld. Whilst running their mouths, each thought they could best their own personal records on said undisclosed trail. As the B.S. flew, none other than Benjamin Franklin reared his ugly head to get in on the action. 4 Benjamins, to be exact. And so the bet was laid. Each of the four put a cool hundie in the pot and have until April 21st to post their stated times. Freelap timing sticks will be handling the clocking duties to keep everyone honest (that means you, Steven).

Last year's times:

Keene: 1:57.80

Andrew: 2:01.31

Amado: 2:02.00

Katie: 2:20 ish???

Claimed time by April 21st:

Keene: 1:55.99 or below
Amado: 1:55.99 or below

Andrew: 1:56.99 or below
Katie: 2:08.99 or below